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So please use this to your advantage. Bust out that vaguely Eastern European accent and watch the magic unfold.
It will tantalize them. Always be vocal about what you enjoy!
25 Dirty Things You Can Say To Make Anyone Want To Have Sex With You
Eye contact can be so sensual during dirty talk. But you know what else is sensual? Preordering the new romance novel from Bachelor host Chris Harrison.
Put on the original Muppets movie! That song Kermit and Fozzie Bear sing together in the car? Recite your grocery list again, but this time do it like Nicki Minaj anita rinaldi vintage. Interrupt the fun to quickly call your mom back.
Are you crying though?