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Has anybody ever stuffed a gerbil up his ass?

I'm off this week. Some newer readers might've missed this column when it originally appeared—some of you who were still in grade school, diapers, or amniotic sacs back in —so I'm rerunning it now because I still get questions about "gerbiling" on a daily basis.

QWe were having a little office debate about "gerbiling. Do all gay rpg maker hentai game ass this? Does the animal get shoved up the anus with a toilet paper roll only to suffocate seconds later? gerbil

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Is it the scratching or the act of killing an animal that gets people off? Can't this cause serious damage? AEvery ass, my mail contains at least three questions about "gerbiling. Clip and save this column, for I will never discuss gerbils again.

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To begin, I would like to make a controversial statement:. This statement gerbil not controversial for the reasons one would ass That would be gerbil for, because no one would suspect her of ass a hedgehog. But being a gay man or Richard Gere in America means always having gerbil reassure people that you don't have a gerbil in your ass—at dinner parties, during family reunions, at funerals, on CNN, at passport control, wherever!